Ear Plugs, Magnets and True Love...

Before I blog on our Christmas festivities, I have to tell you about something WONDERFUL that has happened in the past couple of days.

Let me preface this with the fact that I have been VERY patient the last few (years) with the snoring. Up until about 3 months ago, I very rarely kicked Bradley out of the bed. But, lately, it's just gotten to the point where I can't be nice anymore. My poor husband has slept out on the couch more in the last few weeks than in our entire 10 years of marriage, and not because he is in the "dog house." His snorning can
peel.
paint.
off.
the.
walls!!

So, last night on my way to a drive-thru dinner of I know, I know, NOT nutritious, but OH, so yummy!!!


I stopped by the CVS pharmacy to get some earplugs and look for something to help the snoring! After much looking, I found this:
Evidently, you put this nose ring in your septum, and the magnets attached magically make you stop snoring.

I also picked up some of these fabulous earplugs, and an US weekly (I'm a sucker for trashy magazines)





So, I took it all home. When it was time for bed, Bradley and I began our normal nighttime ritual, and then we began the new one: Nose ring for Bradley, yellow and pink earplugs for Lauren. We looked at each other and started cracking up! Nothing like true love to keep you both in the bed together...we'll try anything!

Okay, so let me just say...in the midst of a sick 21 month old who was up all night, that nose ring WORKS! Hallelujah! For all those wives out there who are at their wits end, go to CVS and get this contraption...it helps A LOT. If your husband has sleep apnea, you might be out of luck, and if you can figure out how to get him to the doctor, and to wear the sleep machine, you are a better wife than I, and you need to blog about how you have that kind of control...

Anyway, check it out. I am sooooooooo excited! Life is good!

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